Eu sunt asa… de treaba… si nu trece zi in care sa nu fac o fapta buna… si astazi am mai comis una. nu am fost eu niciodata cel mai tare om la chimie, mate, fizica sau mama dreq mai stie ce chestii care implica numere si gandit excesiv. asta e… bine ca nu mai am de a face cu astea decat asa la basic level. astazi in schimb am dat de pereti cu tot ce inseamna fizica, chimie, anatomie si cofetarie. de unde pana unde? pai…
Fluturashul a aflat ca de obicei ca are de facut o tema pentru facultate in ultima secunda si ca de obicei eu i le fac contra cronometru daca ma prinde in pasa buna :D. tema de astazi este la engleza. si spune asa: faceti o campanie de PR, comunicat de presa, promovare de site (cu link cu tot) si slogan pentru o ciocolata. be creative! sau mai pe romaneste nu furati din campaniile deja existente. nah amu eu mi’s mare consumatoarea de ciocolunga dar mai departe de heidi sorry dar nu stiu la ce marca sa ma gandesc unless it’s cadburry. dar deh, copilu’ are examen si tema trebuie facuta.
amu daca profa a zis sa fim inventivi eu m’am destrabalat. nu neaparat la campania publicitara si asa mai departe cat la produs in sine. ca doar nu era sa lansez inca o marca de ciocolata. deci iata ce mi’a fatat mintea. ATENTIUNE! NU SUSTIN CA CEEA CE ESTE SCRIS IN COMUNICAT ESTE POSIBIL, REAL, PLAUZIBIL SAU CA CEL PUTIN FACE SENS! luati in considerare ca v’am spus ca nu m’am avut niciodata cu chimia, anatomia, fizica, matematica si alte cele. so here it goes in complete public display and humiliation… to prove my unbelievable sick imagination.
Lovely – the intelligent chocolate bar you will adore!
Sibiu 14.05.2008 – There’s a new chocolate in town. Lovely Industries present the most “intelligent and adorable” chocolate bar ever sold on the market.
Get wild for half an hour of exquisite chocolate tasting tomorrow in the Grand Square of Sibiu where the new “Lovely” chocolate makes the rules. The main rule is “there is no rule”. You may come with your mom, dog, maid, grandpa, mother-in-law or whoever you want because there will be plenty to taste but only for a limited period of time. And best of all is that everything is for free.
Lovely Industries has come up with the perfect chocolate recipe. After a 5 years’ research the engineers and confectioners present you the intelligent chocolate. Except for the fact that it tastes simply like heaven, this chocolate gives out the ideal quantity of calories according to the person’s metabolism.
So if a person has intense metabolism, this is transposed in that person’s cells which eventually makes the saliva more acid. The components of this new chocolate detect the ph of the person’s saliva and give out only the amount of sugar necessary. So if your metabolism is slow, the quantity of sugar given will be reduced as the main activator is the acid saliva. So do not worry about gaining weight. The other strength of this new product is that is 100% natural and has the tastiest flavor ever. And the best thing yet is that it costs as much as an average chocolate product.
So do not forget to come tomorrow to see what we have prepared for you. A feast for the lickerish, at noon in the Grand Square.
